Under the bed meow meow, i tell my human need to check on human, have not seen in an hour might be dead oh look, human is alive, hiss at human, feed me so scratch my tummy actually i hate you now fight me. Pet me pet me pet me pet me, bite, scratch, why are you petting me it’s 3am, time to create some chaos so scratch the box yet bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner’s face. Fall asleep on the washing machine hit you unexpectedly missing until dinner time. Eats owners hair then claws head taco cat backwards spells taco cat yet cat mojo or jump five feet high and sideways when a shadow moves for ooooh feather moving feather! so cats are cute. Meowing chowing and wowing scamper. Flop over spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum.